George Bush and Gordon Brown? funny or what?
bush and brown find themselves on top of burning building with no means of escape. they both realise death is close when suddenly this guy comes tripping along the edge of building, no cares in the world. brown shouts to him “are you quite mad? you realise we’re gonna die up here”? bush is staring open mouthed. “relax guys. see that thick black smoke surrounding us? no probs, jump straight off the edge and the smoke will cushion you all the way down” says the guy. bush is not convinced. “yeah? you’re so sure pal then you jump” the guy jumps. sure enough he floats through the smoke and they can just make out him giving the thumbs up from far below.
bush and brown glance at each other, grin and take a running jump off the side of the building. they plumet to the ground, a deadly mess of broken bodies.
An old lady goes up to the guy that jumped off the building and is unharmed and says grinning:
“God Superman, you can be such a b****rd sometimes”
oh why cant this be true.
Commissioner Gordon, Superman 686, Amazing Spiderman 589, Daredevil 117 – Fantastic Realm #28
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